4 ft is about 1.2m - a Bo is typically around 1.8m
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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My fiance is 5' tall. I'm going to literally explode.
Objectifying your fiance is cheating in this game.
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looks at radiator dubiously
Holy mackerel, it's the house!
I’m at the DMV, a teenaged girl is sitting next to me 😬
a nice soft blanket. not sure how much will fit but I bet when I take it out it'll feel like taking packing out of your sinuses after an infection.
I can BREATHE!
Its just a big ol stuffy, I'll be fine after the surgery.
A wall?!
Hairbrush. It'd fit fine, but it's got rubberized paint that's coming off the handle. :/
ER has seen worst
Floor to ceiling window…
I am currently regretting my choice to sit in the garden. About 20 concrete blocks.
My poor Blåhaj…
OK, there's actually a banana to my left, but I already did that today
I have to shove a whole fucking table up there? 😫
Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go
There’s a window, but just outside the window is a tall skinny CACTUS
Large banana stuffie. Could be worse.
Well shit, I guess I have to re-enact 1 man 1 jar...
Oh lawd not again
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TP
I'm also in the bathroom, but the TP is on my right and to the left is the shower. No objects that aren't attached to the building. So, that'll be hard.
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I'm lying on my right side in bed so I guess the ceiling?
Same, except mine has a fan on it. 🪦
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My bathroom sink... at least my bowels will be empty before it ends up inside me.
A towel. Idk how im gonna make this work. Maybe if soaked with enough lube or oil 🤔
Blender and a funnel!
Eww thats even worse
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The wall? I wonder how that's gonna work
entire crate of water bottles.
Small metal filling cabinet that is wider than I am, death is what I get
Cup.
Uhhhh