I'm not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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You don't do everything a picture on the internet tells you to?
Its just a big ol stuffy, I'll be fine after the surgery.
I now own a Browntooth speaker.
Large banana stuffie. Could be worse.
Holy mackerel, it's the house!
Water heater 😮💨
At least it'll be warm?
Poor cat
I have to shove a whole fucking table up there? 😫
a nice soft blanket. not sure how much will fit but I bet when I take it out it'll feel like taking packing out of your sinuses after an infection.
I can BREATHE!
This is rather convenient, as the object to my left is a roll of toilet paper
I’m at the DMV, a teenaged girl is sitting next to me 😬
What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.
Aw man, indeed!
I'm in the bathroom on the 8th floor of a hospital building, so I figure it's at least some of the wall? Hourly not the whole building though
My husband? Normal day.
Well looks like u got the best option
My bathroom sink... at least my bowels will be empty before it ends up inside me.
A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
No you've got it mixed up, he's a-pitchin'.
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Hairbrush. It'd fit fine, but it's got rubberized paint that's coming off the handle. :/
ER has seen worst
I was leaning against this when I opened the post:
I am currently regretting my choice to sit in the garden. About 20 concrete blocks.
It's a car. RIP
I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it's been nice knowing you all
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entire crate of water bottles.
Toilet paper? All according to plan
Same but would be maybe better to not have it go all the way up
I guess he's trying to deep clean the pipes
Well.. it's a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.
My fiance is 5' tall. I'm going to literally explode.
Objectifying your fiance is cheating in this game.
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Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go
Reading this on the toilet, literally it's toilet paper
Whole roll, though!
A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.
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My poor Blåhaj…
looks at radiator dubiously
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