That's not how you spell lettuce.
this post was submitted on 17 May 2025
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No they meant Lettice.
"Lisa Likes Licking Lesbian Labia"
"Lisa Loves Licking Lesbian Labia"
Me and Lisa have some things in common.
I hope you also both love getting HPV shots. A couple days ago there was a study linked around here that decidedly links throat cancer to cunnilingus.
Love it. It’s my favorite shot after than Yellow Fever vaccine. Amazing.
In light of that article i've been thinking about getting it as well (as a dude), good to hear you enjoyed it. Personally I'm partial to the seasonal flu shots, there really isn't another that stings just right for 2 days.
Ugh that sucks to hear, I'm too old to get the shot for free. Used to be all women regardless of age and men up to 26. Now it's up to 18 regardless of gender. Of course I only found out when I was 27 and there was no mention of a paid option at all back then.
"Suck my huge erect organ"
No thanks, I already ate.
Superior is superior. See you in hell bro
She never gives up her dead when the gales of November come early.
Hey, the second one is Lake Illinois now!
Gotta change it to LLLLL now
The levels are fine.
SHMOE
HOMES
Shaking My Head, EveryOne.
Shaking my head entirely off
Oh damn, I’m adapting that to Switzerland and French then put it on a wall at my job!
Thanks for the inspiration OP.
Whenever I see these types of mnemonic devices I think of Community and Pierce: https://youtu.be/EAy58a8qqDI
i didn't realize it until now, but i live by the wimpiest lake of the great lakes. come on, ontario, we can do better.
*Huren
Latus