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[-] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago

The children yearn for the mines.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Perhaps they can jockey tens of thousands of screaming, shit covered chickens?

[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

just wait until it's "totally legal" for corporations to "adopt" orphans

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Dude don't give them ideas.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I'll believe a corporation is a person when Texas ~~kills one through lethal injection~~ lets one adopt a child.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Nah, not them...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure this is what happened in Oliver Twist

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Adopt Orphans?

Your contract states that anything you create while employed at [COMPANY NAME] is the sole property of [COMPANY NAME], you're lucky you're allowed a generous 0.25% caretaker stipend for the child that's been a complete leech on resources for the last 9 months...

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Owners want the workforce as small as possible. Literally.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I just realized that the teacher in the pic has a wonderful derrière.

Anywho…

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