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[–] [email protected] 119 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

I feel bad for the men that get indoctrinated by this guy. Just like a lot of people that get taken in by religion, these people are looking for some understanding or change that really can only come from within but the church is promising that religion is the only way.

These men don’t understand that there is no black and white/ universal version of “manliness”. We all have to decide for ourselves what “being a man” means.

I go with a simple definition: as someone who was born a man and continues to identify as a man, my feeling is that, anything I do is “manly” because I am a man. Doesn’t matter if it’s sewing, hunting, or eating soup (which the preacher in the article seems to think is not manly)

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Being a man is eating soup and being able to say "fuck you, I like soup."

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And also being so confident, you don't need another man to tell you you're a big strong masculine man.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In college a woman remarked "I don't know many men manly enough to wear a pink shirt."

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

We need feminism but for men (which is a thing that kinda already exists but we need more)

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty much how I see it. Being "a man" is being comfortable with who you are and not being scared about what others think. Putting a dress on and having "Tea" with your kids during playtime is just as manly as playing football. (And looks hilarious when you're a 6 ft tall biker looking dude with a beard and hairy legs like me.)

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Pro tip: if you're worried about your manliness you should go to therapy not to church.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Watching gay porn is twice as manly as watching straight porn.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago

Nothing gayer than having sex with women.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

that's like 3 layers of scam: church, manliness and absurd levels

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (9 children)

This wispy-bearded Texan is in the vanguard of a movement urging conservatives to relocate to Russia. Last August, Putin introduced fast-track shared values visa for those fleeing Western liberalism.

Oh no ... don't do that. Us lefties would hate if all our manly men left us to deal with these Haitians eating our dogs alone. That would trigger and own us so much.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

15 dumbasses in East Bumblefuck: *do something*

BBC: A NEW GLOBAL TREND?!?!

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

JFC if someone is this worried about their "manliness" or lack thereof, there's really no hope for them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

And yet you're describing a wide percentage of young men

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Only 75, per the article. No one writes articles like this about women getting into Wicca even though it's hundreds of times more common

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Who? People keep fucking saying there's a lot but all I see is a vocal minority? You see 1/200 and you focus on them?

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

doggedly backed the invasion of Ukraine, calling it a Holy War

Yeah I don't really give a shit about their concept of the male gender. Apparently it involves fathering many children, so that Russia doesn't run out of soldiers for the hundred years of glorious holy war it will take to defeat NATO and save the world. If you really want to reach the ultimate heights of manliness, try wearing eye shadow, practicing embroidery, and watching Hello Kitty while remaining confidently masculine.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 weeks ago

If you have to be told how to be "manly" then you ~~probably~~ definitely aren't whatever the fuck you even think "manly" is.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Manliness has always been a scam.

Source: me having grown up in the Balkans where manliness tends to reign supreme as a life goal

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Manliness is an ideal intentionally placed out of reach. An insecurity to be exploited

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

IF you can be shamed into going a Russian church to be manly, you are headed in the opposite direction from the path to manliness - you become a pussy who can only follow.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago

I, for one, would like to congratulate whoever conceived this psy-op to get conservatives to move from Texas to Russia. Inspired stuff.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

While all of you meme and joke and minimize the threat, a rising wave of disaffected boys has grown up under the most toxic of social environments and still NONE of you take this seriously.

When you see the world in ten years time you will kick yourselves for doing nothing to stop it now in its infancy

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Stop what? Stop it how? Suddenly make every parent in the US loving, compassionate, and effective at raising their children? Or maybe we could just fix the economy? One of those is bound to work, easy!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

There is no easy solution and the fact your dismissive and snarky reply is so upvoted is kind of proof that there is no fixing the situation anymore

The hard solution is to first deplatform their demagogues but since they make their media platforms ridiculous money, it isn't changing

There's also a significant possibility we simply won't be having real elections in America anymore so the chance to get progressive people in office to curb this is over

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

If deplatforming and political action by the ruling class are the main methods to stop this crisis, then none of us had any power to do anything in the first place

It's no wonder no one takes this seriously: the epidemic of disaffected young men is only a symptom of greater societal issues and can't effectively be addressed on its own. That's also what I was getting at with my comment

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Always fun witnessing another round of people arguing over whose church is dumber.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's a hoot. These Ultra Incels think the Orthodox Church is going to hand them a submissive woman. Sounds like their new church is a sausage fest up in there.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

So fragile, so scared. They are so terrified of being perceived as lesser men that they resort to this crap. It's just that you could only feel sorry for them... if they didn't suck, that is.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So, all these "manly" men need a fluffer to make them more "manly"?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

So basically a church of assholes competing with each other to out asshole each other. Then they wonder why their kids don't talk to them and that "manliness" skips a generation. I am willing to bet these "absurdly manly" men are in the closet and over compensating.Using an iron is too feminine? Bitch if you want to be respected as a professional don't fucking show up in wrinkled ass clothes. Why do you think the army fucking irons? Because you look good in unwrinkled clothes. God dammit I am going on a rant again.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Irons can burn in hell. Either steamer or dryer, but ironing legitimately sucks. It somehow makes my shirt more wrinkly than I started.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

His Grindr nickname is probably "FatherBottom."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

it's funny how I'm the boogeyman for all these supposedly manly men.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

He looks like he would be handy on a trip through Ravenholm.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Says the man in the nun outfit

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

What's more manly than never letting your dick touch a woman's estrogen filled vagina? Nothing, except maybe letting another man inject his testosterone into your anus with his dick.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Nothing more manly and confident than having to constantly validate your manlyness

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Very interesting, but also very lazy reporting. They didn't ask Ukrainian-American Orthodox for example what they think. Ciril's "holy war" screetches are insane, when Ukraine is also an Orthodox country.

There are thousands upon thousands of Orthodox Christians in the US, yet the only non-Russian-aligned perspective in the whole article is this:

Elissa Bjeletich Davis, a former Protestant who now belongs to the Greek Orthodox Church in Austin, is a Sunday school teacher and has her own podcast. She says many converts belong to "the anti-woke crowd" and sometimes have strange ideas about their new faith - especially those in the Russian Church. "They see it as a military, rigid, disciplinary, masculine, authoritarian religion," Elissa says. "It's kind of funny. It's almost as if the old American Puritans and their craziness is resurfacing."

(RIP Elissa's inbox btw)

It's annoying to see the crazies monopolize the report. This is also American Orthodoxy:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I know at least few Russian-speaking people where I live (Kraków) who tried to convert me to their church. One Uber (or Bolt idk) driver, when I told him that I am interested in practicing Russian and Ukrainian wanted me to come to some church to read a Bible or something, and other time one friend of mine wanted me to come to (I think) Orthodox church to meet some women or something like that.

I think I make an error, when I tell people I am agnostic, it's like a sign for other people to try convert me, and I don't really want to argue with them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

"Convert Theodore" looks a hell lot like the hat-tipping M'lady mister

Almost all the converts I meet have opted to home-school their offspring, partly because they believe women should prioritise their families rather than their careers.

Welp, that alone says a lot.

Father Moses says Orthodoxy is "not masculine, it is just normal", while "in the West everything has become very feminised".

Hahahaha, no. The only normal is humans wanting to form groups with like-minded people and, sometimes, making that group appear very different from another group, aka schismogenesis - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schismogenesis

Some - in America and other countries - see Russia as the last bastion of true Christianity

Eeehh, given that the orthodox christians are likely closer to the root christianity than the western christians, that is not "too wrong" to assume, I guess. Then again, the orthodox did hunt down several "heretical" christians, some of which likely were "more christian" than them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Georgetown Texas. No wonder

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

So manly that they'll get deep inside you

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