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The wife drank it and said, "Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt!"

The husband replied, "Well, it was just ground this morning."

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

“Well, it’s fresh ground.” is punchier.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honny you can't just keep serving us dirt we're not worms

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But would you love me if I was a worm?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"... K?"

-- J

(From MiB3, because that's a pretty obscure reference.)