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Can I sue the developers of an early access game for not putting gay sex in the game? (self.shittyask)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by MyNamesTotallyRobert to c/[email protected]

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I bought a game on steam hoping there would be gay sex in it. There is no gay sex in this game at all. In fact the game seems to punish you for trying to suck cock. I should have pirated this piece of shit but I already spent my 2 hour refund grace period jacking off to the main menu while dreaming and salivating about all the gay sex I wanted to do in it.

PC Building Simulator 2 is the worst game I've ever played in my life.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I personally brought you back up to zero bro

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 2 points 2 weeks ago

To add insult to injury, the developers of Inzoi forgot to add homesexuality into the game. The new Doom is lame and stupid because there is no cock. Sea of Thieves? More like Desert of No Cum.

I JUST WANT TO SEE COCK AND CUM IN MY GAME. Or maybe an occasional lesbian sex scene. Yeah yeah I know most games have sex mods but heterosexual sex is DISGUSTING AND GROSS. Risking the possibility of awarding our corrupt and broken society with children aka free slaves is like giving money to homeless crack addicts but 100x more harmful to society.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yes. You should also sue the publisher for gross negligence by allowing such a bad game past qa.