rust: you're about to get a blahaj and a tiny blue pill.
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I use R for all sorts of bioinformatics shenanigens, and I remind myself daily I am not a nerd. Even my rows of warhammer books, minis and Corvus Corax poster confirm to me I am not a nerd..... The Emperor Protects....my code
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Please, direct your hatred for R here:
Why hate? It allows for easy functional programming with vectorized operations that bind to C for efficiency.
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Julia is a regular nerd?
She is, and she's lovely.
- Java: you are in corporate IT
- JS: you like surface things more than efficiency
- Ruby: you are a gamer/modder/plugin maker
- Rust: you have long socks
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JavaScript: You are jus pretending
COBOL: You’re a fucking dinosaur
I don’t think I like any of them. This is just a job to me.
Just saw react in the “language” list and now I’m definitely a nerd.
I might be a nerd...
Which one of these symbols is Bash? If none, does that mean I'm not a nerd?
Why tiktok
Haha elixir is too obscure to be a nerd just us cool guys putting the fun in function
No Gleam either. That's one I'm wanting to try out.
I used to be very opinionated about programming languages but now I just really love all of them.
Sure some might not be the best tool for some jobs but maintaining a language is insane and just such a mind-blowing endevour.