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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

No booze. No sunlight. No purring maggots. The mayor is a god damn literal vampire and ate my wife. Man, this fort fucking sucks maybe I should just jump into the well...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Standard DF experience.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The carpenter isn't much better!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Nah that's totally normal dwarf fortress behavior

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's a Dwarven astronomer, when is he getting to see the stars???

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn't know dwarves could be astronomers in DF.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

He's thinking about the stars a lot, but never will see them! Probably. It's a scholar skill, I think! So it's just his highest skill, maybe?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

All dwarven suicidal ideations are made of the finest depressions