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[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

lotta words for somebody to say they'd like to fuck em both

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

If they offer, who am I to say no?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I bet he takes longer doing his hair than she does.

Actually, he looks like he's ready to remake American Psycho.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'd watch the shit outta that remake.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I've seen a lot of names get thrown around for a supposed remake and this is the first casting that I could actually see happening.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why can't I have the high end sex orgies without the cult part?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Because you're poor.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You actually can. There are tons of high end sex parties in every bigger city in Europe. Tons of beautiful people, everybody is open minded (usually you need to pass a written vibe test), Bars, DJs, Saunas, Swimmingpools, food and drinks, private rooms, public rooms and even afordable.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You also have to be beautiful to shag the beautiful people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

In one way or another, yeah.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He looks like someone who will wear a water recycling suit, see the past, present and future, and uses a bunch of stinky desert people for a jihad

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Lisan al-Gaib!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

He also looks like someone who makes a music video with a bunch of friends to pass their statistics class in high school.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can't prove that they aren't.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I assume all the beautiful celebrities are at least invited to the high-end sex cult orgies. Whether they participate or not is really just a matter of preference (ideally).

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Outside of nepo-babies they probably didn't become celebrities without first participating and demonstrating willingness in the existing high-end cult orgies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Mind the perimeter taped to the floor

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Somebody face-swap them

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Alright. I'm in.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

There's something very disproportionate about the sister's bottom of boob to top of forehead distance. Not trying to be negative about her appearance, as she's still a pretty girl, but my attention was immediately drawn to that oddity.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it's the combination of the low cut of the dress and her haircut.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, the stylist needs a performance review

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's like kind a weird thing to notice ngl

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I never claimed to be normal

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

You are not amongst normal people here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

She's not wearing a pushup bra?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jokes on them. For the same price you can get in to 30 dollar store sex cults.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I think high-end is probably more than $30

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'd accept such an invitation graciously... and immediately

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah this person is definitely not projecting their feelings onto them and these people very obviously look exactly like this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yes, please and thank you, can I bring toys?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

He is so beautiful but aging not so well, or going through an awkward phase or something. The weedy little moustache he is rocking is just awful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

How is calling them rich an insult?