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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'm a slab of meat, rubbing my meat to relax my meat. This biomass is relaxed

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I also enjoy rubbing my meat

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago

Study was done in mice, and it relies on massaging specific lymph nodes which are easily accessible for massage (sounds like most of the lymph nodes related to the brain-flushing mechanism are too deep in the neck to really get at).

Super curious if/where humans have analogues.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Shit so once again the Chinese were onto something...,?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

So my brain is full of shit?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago

Then there will be nothing left. 😕

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, snapped my neck.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

note: do not attempt if you’re a chiropractor

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Chiropractics is brain waste in itself.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But it could make your back feel better for a day or two. Why address the cause when we can just temporarily fix the symptoms?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Most of what they do is just placebo, recently read somewhere about it not even reliefing issues but the noise making people feel better for a short while.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm a brain chiropractor, I twist the brain

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Wring it out real good like.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Please dont show that my wife

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Because you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I'm giving it all I got!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

do you at least get some back?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Man's already massaging her neck and head and saying it's too much, now you want him to massage her back too?

/s lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Second that

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

have you thought maybe it might be easier to ghost her?

just pretend you're dead and she might go away.

edit: 1000001609

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Segue into sexy time

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Perhaps why we rub our eyes when tired? I wonder.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Not working. I still have a lot of waste in my brain.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Isn't this also what happens when we sleep?