I'm a slab of meat, rubbing my meat to relax my meat. This biomass is relaxed
this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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I also enjoy rubbing my meat
So my brain is full of shit?
Shit so once again the Chinese were onto something...,?
Not working. I still have a lot of waste in my brain.
Isn't this also what happens when we sleep?
Study was done in mice, and it relies on massaging specific lymph nodes which are easily accessible for massage (sounds like most of the lymph nodes related to the brain-flushing mechanism are too deep in the neck to really get at).
Super curious if/where humans have analogues.
Please dont show that my wife
Segue into sexy time
Because you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.
Wife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I'm giving it all I got!
do you at least get some back?
Man's already massaging her neck and head and saying it's too much, now you want him to massage her back too?
/s lol
Second that
have you thought maybe it might be easier to ghost her?
just pretend you're dead and she might go away.
edit: 
Instructions unclear, snapped my neck.
note: do not attempt if you’re a chiropractor
I'm a brain chiropractor, I twist the brain
Wring it out real good like.
Chiropractics is brain waste in itself.
But it could make your back feel better for a day or two. Why address the cause when we can just temporarily fix the symptoms?
Most of what they do is just placebo, recently read somewhere about it not even reliefing issues but the noise making people feel better for a short while.
Then there will be nothing left. 😕
Perhaps why we rub our eyes when tired? I wonder.