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[–] [email protected] 111 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I would be proud to have a femboy son

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

It's all fun and games until he bangs the wife of someone who graduated top class of Navy Seals and has been involved in numerous secret raids against Al-Qaeda, with over 300 confirmed kills, is trained in gorilla warfare and is the best sniper of the army

edit: I see the downvoters don't know about this classic 🤣

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

This is the America Harambe wanted for us

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

Listen here you little shit!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

It's all fun and games then, too.

[–] [email protected] 133 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Shout out to all the Nat Guard and Marines currently 'defending our freedom' in LA!

... and of course their famously faithful wives they married 3 months before their first deployment!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

More interestingly, it's also pretty common for girls who wanna leave their man to push him into service so she doesn't have to deal with him after. In boot we had a wall of dear John's 2 weeks in

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Yup yup yup.

On one level, I genuinely empathize with guys going through that... probably totally emotionally and mentally devastating for the vast majority of them.

On the other hand... its so common, and usually so many people in their lives will tell them that.... that is probably gonna happen to them, and they don't listen.

Shit sucks man, I've never been in any military service, but I've known guys its happened to.

Oh and then you've got this: Hrm, could this phenomenon maybe play a role in female service members getting SA'd and raped?

You know, just maybe?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (17 children)

wait … I wanna make sure you’re not blaming woman for other women being raped.

Right?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Whilst I knew them empathizing was what came naturally but thinking back on some of those cases, those dudes were not the greatest folks. Like of course they were basically kids being like 19 on average but I'd bet money some of those girls were doing it cuz these dudes were aggro

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I mean generally yeah, asshole aggro dudebros is anecdotally most of what I've seen as well.

But, I have seen it happen to a few genuinely good natured and well intentioned, but just colossally naive and/or astoundingly brainwashed/gaslit guys as well.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh and then you’ve got this: Hrm, could this phenomenon maybe play a role in female service members getting SA’d and raped?

What the fuck

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nah, it's just the macho dudebro attitude that pervades a lot of the military with a side helping of good old boys club, not jilted husbands.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Someone's gotta drive the Dodge Hellcat before it gets repo'd...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Its always a fucking Hellcat lol.

I mean, not literally always... but ... there are so many car dealerships right outside of so many bases... gotta spend that signing bonus on something, apparently, and that something is almost always a Hellcat.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It makes perfect sense. They prey on poor people to fill out that "voluntary" recruitment. When you've been poor all your life and suddenly you get that signing bonus no matter how responsible you are there's no way you're not going to buy something at least a little fun for yourself. You've likely had a shitty car all your life if you had one at all. You put all that together and it's really easy to see why so many of them do it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yep, you got it.

I always find it funny when people think these stereotypical behaviors of young military dudes are... just rude stereotypes.

Some of them, sure, but a lot of them, nope, generally actually true, sorry buddies, capitalism figured out another way to exploit your poverty and lack of education, with mathematical precision, and you fell for it, again.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I hope this guy or someone like him visits all those National Guard's wives. This deployment will involve orders that should not be followed. We need the constitution amended so the national guard cannot be deployed into a state without that states governors permission.

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 6 days ago (7 children)

with 3 confirmed kills

Yeah, 2 of them where kids and one was a pregnant woman he thought was carrying a bomb.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I feel strongly one of the more probable solutions to the fermi paradox is simply that we have a sizeable number of people in our species who still take pride and joy in the idea of taking lives, under any context.

No, we're not allowed out there. No, we can't have good things.

Raise your kids better you asshats.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 6 days ago

“If a war comes to your country” the president will order you to form up against your fellow countrymen.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago

The hero we deserve...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've lived in a region where ethical non-monogamy is so normalized that I look at the photo and think "ok...?"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (10 children)

Am I supposed to think the guy is funny, clever, or not a complete douchebag?

That bumper sticker is kind of funny though.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago (6 children)

You're not meant to think well of the troll. It's not really a person as much as a role. You're supposed to laugh at the idiots replying to it.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago

I don't know about you, but it freaking hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago

He's definitely something of a douche, but so are the people he's winding up.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I find it kinda funny but maybe that's because I'm stupid.

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