There is no way Canada is down for paying the health care costs of Californians, let alone the cost of defense from an American military.
this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2025
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You know tbh I'm surprising TACO McDumbass hasn't thought about selling our country yet...
Imagine the cash you'd get for this whole place, fuck!
amerikkka must be destroyed
Considering them petitioning to leave Oregon, I feel like eastern Oregon would be very upset about this
I'm sure the sane people in those new Canadian provinces would want universal healthcare, but would they be willing to give up their guns? I think most of Canada is appalled at the gun violence in the US and would make giving up guns an unconditional requirement of joining Canada.
Deaths by firearm, per 100,000 people, are about 1/7 the number in Canada as it is in America.
America has over 200 school shootings a year. 2024 saw a near record with 330 school shootings.
Canada? 6 in its entire history. To get to the grand total of 9, you would have to include post-secondary institutions.
If you truly want to “think about the children”, firearm control comes wwwaaaaaaayyyyy before banning books and taking away lunches.
Alaska would join Canada at this point I bet.
That's much better.
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Listen, you just want to annex lake Michigan and take Chicago as a part of the bundle, I won't argue. Because at this point I'm begging
please take all of Michigan. Please please please.
Best we can do is Yoop....
:(
Sorry, buddy....
As an American, I suppose I'm getting used to disappointment.
hugs
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Uh wis, Minnesota and Michi need to added to Canada too.
Awww please take PA too. Philly is cool.
not with your ATV-redneck parties in the streets
Redneck? Did I miss one? Thats not whos usually riding atvs and other weird fucking vehicles in Philly.
As a michigander I do not approve 😭
ain't no fucking way your carving that out and leaving Minnesota behind, we've been basically Canada for hundreds of years
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Imagine.
Donald declares war on Canada.
Straight away all those states secede from the union and declare independence (States rights!)
Canada claims them all as allies.
TACO bell end Trump backs down.
States join Canada.
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Feel real bad for Illinois, Virginia, Colorado and New Mexico citizens.
And all the Democrats in the red states of course.
Except this is also how the "democracy" that is modern day Russia was created. Everything that's happened in the U.S. since ~2012 that has been driving us to the brink of collapse by furthering the divide between left and right has been eerily similar.
Psychological Inoculation and Astroturfing: Preparing for exploitation of U.S. secession movements
A lot of people don't know this, bc it's not exactly clear what they were doing there, but coincidentally the Heritage Foundation also seemed to play a role in the creation of the first free market in the earliest days of post-soviet Russia.
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Why do we need counties at all? Why do we even draw borders to begin with?
Humans haven't figured out how to live without laws yet. If you have laws, you have a region where those laws apply. Voila, countries.
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There, FTFY
FTFY
As a Canadian, no thank you. California and New York would swallow us and we'd become "liberal United States"
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I don't wanna be left behind in the failed states. But otherwise I approve of this message.
does this mean the map on the top is over 18 and the map on the bottom is under 18?
stop using this piece of shit as a meme
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