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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Sadako. Her curse takes 7 days to take effect, assuming it's gone once 24 hours are up. Else, Jaws can't get you if you're nowhere close to the sea.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago

Else, Jaws can't get you if you're nowhere close to the sea

Until they release a Jaws/Sharknado crossover.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I wanted to say Freddy, because 24 hours without sleep would be easy-peasy. ...then I realized Im not a teenageer anymore and would probably take a nap anyways.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This would work with a small investment in hard drugs before hand. Depends on how much prep time and street cred you have.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The thing from "It Follows" goes at a walking pace, I could hop in the car and drive a few hours out of town to spend the day at a nice park.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Tucker and Dale. I let them catch up and we have fun fishing, drinking, and joking for 23 hours and 55 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Tucker and Dale aren't the villains. Chad is.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

You're just itchin to kill yourself on thier property, aintcha?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You'd probably still die somehow

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Chucky just to prove to yall how easy it would be to defeat that doll. Shit, with $3b I'd pay Messi to kick him in a furnace on PPV and probably come out with even more money just off subs alone

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