this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2025
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks, it honestly didn't occur to me. Cocks have larger tails, best I could come up with was great chick.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What would someone do if they got what they were asking for here, but at the same size as that rooster...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Pass out from over heating probably.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Well, always remember that roosters are omnivores and really vicious hunters...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

This is why I prefer the genie in the meme where he keeps asking questions to clarify every possible scenario. At least I won't get something I don't want in that scenario.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One of these panels is redundant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yah I’ve seen this joke a bunch of times before but this delivery is just bad. Much better if it was just the first panel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

More Important, does the size breed true? Because Giant hens and eggs would be nice

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Excellent, made me LOL 😂