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Siblings remember... (lemmynsfw.com)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

But they ain't remember how to grammar

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There needs to be a statue of limitations for childhood cringe events.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Agreed, she needs a statue of Edward Cullen created, to both remind her of her childhood cringe event and allow her to take it to the next level.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Wouldn't that be more of a statue of unlimitations?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Upon hearing that danish pastries came from Denmark my sister asked “then where do cinnamon buns come from?” and my mom was laughing too hard to stop me making fun of her. To this day I can bring it up to instant rage lol

Or the time she drilled an ez-anchor into a wall stud and melted it to half the length. She’s done some housework better more recently but that one is still funny.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cinnamon buns are from Sweden (according to the Swedes).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What’s wrong with asking where pastries come from? Sounds like you would’ve made fun of anything. I guess siblings are just like that though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People from Denmark are Danes, they are Danish. Danishes are danish pastries Cinnamon buns are buns made with cinnamon and do not come from the isle of cinnamon.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I get the joke but maybe she was just asking about the next pastry in the case. Must come from somewhere. Still teasing her about it until she’s mad is kind of a dick move.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

We were at home, it was very unprompted.

The reason it’s especially funny is that she got mad very quickly. Like, it wasn’t about pushing her to get mad but rather that it was pretty muchbthe first place she went. This was also probably 15 years ago.

I get what you’re trying to do, but it’s fine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Local lemmy user offended on behalf of your sister for a joke told 10 years ago.

More at 11.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fun fact: in Denmark, we call it "Wienerbrød" (Viennese bread) and technically both are accurate as the pastries were invented in Copenhagen by Austrian pastry chefs who had immigrated from Vienna 😁

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Oh neat fact!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Like that time I had that fire extinguisher fight with my brother...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

At least it wasn’t a freak fire during a gasoline fight.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

We had a fight, and a fire extinguisher may have come off the wall at some point. A fire extinguisher makes a surprising amount of mess if you're not aware. There's not some huge story here. It was a fight that involved a fire extinguisher.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thanks fireweed. I'm curious, what are you trying to achieve by telling me that?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lemmy has a title edit feature. I'm hoping you'll use it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But why is that important to you?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because we live in an era of rising anti-intellectualism.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

OK so do you think I'm anti intellectual?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

If you have to ask: Tag, you're it!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We're now seven comments deep discussing your refusal to fix a basic grammatical error. You tell me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm just really curious about your reasoning. It can be really difficult for neurodiverse people to be corrected like this, and especially so publicly with no attempt at friendliness with it. Do you feel you've done a good thing making the comment?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh ffs just fix the fucking title and quit complaining. Being corrected sucks, so what move on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

There we are, just edited it for you. Hope that helps.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Please don't be aggressive with me, I'm not being aggressive with you. If it'll help you feel better, I'll edit it for you now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Its not aggression, receiving criticism is a tough part of life but its not up to other people to sugar coat it. Apologies for swearing though thats maybe not warranted.