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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"are there any questions?"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

"Scooby sends his regards, Mindy."

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They even made a sitcom about it, called How I Melted Your Mother.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

The follow up to the much appreciated Heil Honey

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

"Is that grilled cheese?"

"No, that's uncle Yamada."

canned laughter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

uncle Yamada.

That's actually his middle name.

His full name was Watts Yamada Wichoo.

He was from all over the place and that's also where he ended up. Because of the thing.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did i just read customer feedback? That is some dark capitalism right there, yikes. Demand and supply were not exactly balanced. Oof.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Look, it's just a silly joke. There's nothing about capitalism, or supply and demand.

"Hey, we used a nuclear bomb on you. How was it for you?" It's not that deep.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Japan has been in the thick of quantum physics research since very near the beginning. Look up the name "Yoshio Nishina".

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look up the name "Yoshio Nishina".

Great, now he's ceased to exist.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Did you just decohere Yoshio Nishina?!!
Go to your room, before you collapse any more wave functions.
And no Green Tea Kit Kats for you tonight.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

JRO: I was just being silly teehee >///<