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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This one also works in Dutch. My kids hate it XD

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I had to explain it to my wife, both in Dutch and English. :-(

PS: Have your upvote.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can you explain it to me too? Because I don't get it either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dutch version? "Hoi, paard!".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lol, thanks... :P

Still didn't help (even after translating it to English, because obviously it's just "Hey, horse" - in fact it made it worse as Google translates it as "Hi, horse" which I later learned completely ruins the joke)

In desperation I searched the joke, and found the same joke elsewhere phrased a different way:

A horse walks into a bar. "Hey," says the bartender.

The horse says "Buddy, you read my mind"

The difference in telling between "Hey, horse" and just "Hey" was massive and made it instantly clear.

Hey = Hay

Dumb I didn't see it but yeah.