this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2025
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

Fuckin king! That's an amazing joke.

[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

A damn legend!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Last name as in quantity. "I have 4 names and this is the last of them"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

bro is out of nights after this

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just imagining the context where it would be phrased like this - "Hi, good to meet you, my first name is John, and my last name is Smith."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Could have been a case of two people having the same first name and the one person wanted to clarify.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What if I'm saying names out of order, and say my last now but will say the beginning or other entries on the list later?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You would still be interrupted as soon as you said "my last name is"

[–] RedditRefugee69 4 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

Were you interacting with the Fae by any chance?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

so what's your current name?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

They don't have one. They ran out.