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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

We can also look forward to "Snap, Crackle, Pop, and Trump".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Isn't going to get on Mount Rushmore, so he's adding himself to another set of floating heads.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

He wants to join the On Cinema universe and star in the Pep Boys movie.