Everyone knows that prayers alone are useless.
One thought must be sent with every prayer to meet the "Thoughts and Prayers" quota....
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Everyone knows that prayers alone are useless.
One thought must be sent with every prayer to meet the "Thoughts and Prayers" quota....
The thoughts were declared illegal and deported by ICE.
Only those foreign thoughts, like health care for everyone
Oh, I thought it were the thoughts that were foreign to them.
Oh you will love my follow up article.
STOP MAKING THIS TRAGEDY POLITICAL!!!
You might convince people to hold politicians accountable for their political decisions.
LoL no. They'll just lash out 'how dare you make use of these deaths to point out they're completely our fault and no one is to blame but ourselves, you monster!' and then destroy more lives other than their own.