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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't think this is a joke.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it's spelled "jouke", you ignorant Yankee.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it's spelled "ignourant," you dirty rebel.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, no, I don't think so either. It did feel like it would cause a similar groaning reaction, though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

My guess is that it's about Brits tending to stick "u's" in places where Americans don't (like "colour" or "favour").

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

One, two, three four - listen to my botty roar! Five, six, seven eight - now we should evacuate!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

4 = four

40 = forty (and the only number spelled out is in alphabetical order)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Language jokes are my favourite!