Happy as a clam at high tide.
Otherwise the pink apes will scoop you up and boil your ass.
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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Clams mostly eat shit that falls to the sea floor
They're blissfully unaware that it's shit, though 🤷
Seriously, could you imagine if delicious food that we enjoyed just lazily drifted down from the sky? Hot wings from heaven sounds dope as hell.
Incidentally, Hot Wings From Heaven was also the name of the chicken themed barbershop quartet I sang bass in.
I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat. He was so stressed in the morning...
And we put shit on the ground so our plants grow better. I say cut the middleman.
Oh... so they're trump supporters.... nvm, I dont want to be a clam.
Does twitter only have one character? Every screenshot is by this same guy.
He's absolutely on fire
the writers outsourced most of the workload to AI and Nazis so this is like one of the rare characters on there that is tolerated from that platform