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[–] [email protected] 100 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

>character’s named Halo
>never utters a greeting

[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 days ago (1 children)

no that's "Invisible". "Invincible" means it can't be divided

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, that's 'indivisible". "Invisible" means more than anyone could count.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

No that's "infinite", "Invincible" means something you're unable to defend.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No that's "indefensible", "invincible" means they are being held in custody or under arrest.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No that’s “incarcerated”, “invincible” means something that is bound to happen.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago

No, that's "inevitable", "invincible" means something that's not permitted

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No, that's "inevitable". "Invincible" means to not be qualified for something.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

No, that's "incompetent". "Invincible" means not having the means to pay for legal representation.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, that's "indiot". "Invincible" means to not be eccentric and weird.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You messed up... and then everyone after you messed up too

No that's "infinite", "indivisible" means something you're unable to defend.

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

>Game's called Dark Souls
>All souls are white

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He's also proven to be very vincible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What you are about to hear are true stories

(Real experiences)

Autobiographical raps

Things that happened to us, all true

Bring the rhyme

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

If Arthas' horse is named Invincible, why can we see it? Circa 2015

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Bro the difference between the books and the show is insane, I haven't seen the Litch King once, and they made his horse some teenager. Wtf.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

See? Invincible. I can't be vinced.

[–] jewbies 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought it was indivisible, there's clearly only one of them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As long as there's a prime number of them they are indivisible. We can argue about the solo case.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What did Han do this time?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

He's just not in his prime anymore.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Fuck me. It took me like seven seconds to get this, and I'm jacked on caffeine already. Bring on the dementia meds.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Let’s talk about Wonderwoman’s jet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Isn't that the one that is impossible to break?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

No its the one she's required to pilot nude.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

What about it? I never saw it lose a fight.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Technically the truth

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Well yeah, he's not John Cena.