I was about to RAGE.
Then I saw the publisher. Good one guys.
this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2025
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Of course, there’s a sanitized narrative that being a greaser was all thumbs-up and fixing jukeboxes
Pretty brilliant writing lol
The statue may remain in place, but only if Mister Arthur Fonzerelli apologizes in public.
"I'm so-w-w-w-w-wrr..."
What was that, Mister Fonzerelli?
"I said I was so-w-w-w-w-wrr..."
Ate it. Eye rolled. Then looked back at it.
Sonsabitches