Ah, yes. Every child's favorite purple dinosaur: Borney.
(But seriously, have you seen what they did to our man? Dafuq.)
I was a Barney kid 30 years ago. What the hell is this new zoomer monstrosity? Right up there with new Chuck E. Cheese.
They gave the rat ozempic
I hate the new Chuck E. Cheese with a burning passion. I would even take his gonk original incarnation over the generic blanditude that he is now. The '90s Chuck with his ballcap and skateboard was a perfect encapsulation of his era and he should have stayed that way, especially since that decade is now suddenly so fondly remembered.
They got rid of his thunder thighs :(
Mom: "See, I told you we had Barney at home"
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