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[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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She should call her doctor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Leave my granny out of this godamnit

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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The first one is really close

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Anal Intelligence

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It looks like a toothless sand worm from dune or a lamprey.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your innocence is endearing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

At my age, thats a compliment :) Plus,I saw that too...but the ones I described are scarier to me.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Just cover it in some chocolate sauce. That'll make it look better.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Oh my god, it's a Bundt hole!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Not sure if butthole or alien parasite larva.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

The cloaca of an alien parasite larva

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What's the difference? I'm so hard right nowwwww!!!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Fuck it and find out

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Serving suggestion: Mars bar.

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set in a bundt

Are you quite sure that's the word you want?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Yogg'Saron demands tribute

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

I see you everywhere, Anomancy...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Putting the 'ass' in 'aspic'.

OR

Distended ass pic

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She looks so fucking good right there. Just submitting her hole out in the open

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Looks more like a cervix.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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“Just looks like a normal bakery to me!” - Poland

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Jelly" Hugh Janus, what a great fella

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

That was my immediate thought.

(Anyone reading this who doesn't understand, please trust me when I say that you don't want to. You can't unsee that, even 25+ years later.)

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I'll whip some up in a jiffy

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Probably feels great but will leave you oozing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

That looks fantasstic

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Can you make me a smaller one

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Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

blood bagel

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