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[-] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago

Smh my head. Bro is 17 years old and cant even use proper grammar.

[-] [email protected] 78 points 1 week ago

Why use many word when few do trick?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Why many word when few good

Streamline you

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Less words better.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

He was right about the president thing though.

fuck.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago

I'm 33 and say shit like this because it amuses me. I done goofed, I have completed a fuckywucky, I made a plate of upsettispaghetti, Brain no work good, Drain bamage, Terminal case of stupid bitch disease... Let people amuse themselves.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Literally scrolled one down from this post to see the next post on my feed: "Drain Bamage"

Poster? This motherfucker right here 👆

I can not see the lie.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'm not very original either lol

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Yeye me too fren. We just be a lil silly bean sometime :)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

*Dain bramage

Got you too huh?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

oh no, people being playful with communication! the horror.

I assume you would absolutely hate Shakespeare

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I have completed a fuckywucky! Genius!!

In other news, there's a film with some characters eating sad spaghetti. Is this a thing?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Wait. There is? I'm confused

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

cant even use proper grammar.

Perhaps you meant can't.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

I thought the "smh my head" would have been enough to make people realize i was joking

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Proper grammar is no joke, Hazard.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Probably because drunk.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah. like shortening words into a few letters, shake my head…

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I can't even imagine how much i would've hated my life if my mom was a social media mom that makes content out of my teenage life.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Do these people not have cell phones?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

If she's worried she might have it set to wake her up if he texts.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

A text would probably wake them up. I wish we had options when sending a text to be in "passive mode" or something. Have it marked as not important and don't notify them. Just have it appear silently waiting on them to check

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I think you do. “Send quietly” is a thing, right?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Is this something too Apple for my Android-pilled mind to understand?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

It doesn't make good content

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Somehow I'm reminded of those Zelda rock circles.

If you solve the puzzle do you respawn in a bubble bath?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I was thinking if he came home safely then what use is the signal but I guess it's so that they don't have to check up on him in the morning to know all is well

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Or its a way for the kid to maintain some autonomy, but if the mom gets up at 2am to pee, she can see her kid came home. No one gets disturbed. Mom can go back to bed without worry.

Or dad, sorry, not trying to be gendered. Just a reflection of my upbringing I suppose.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

My mom did this when we were growing up. She'd leave a light just outside her bedroom on and we'd turn it off when we got in to let her know were in safe.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Looks like the kid 3D prints. Those ducks look like Bigtreetech duckies.

2 down votes? How could the comment step on somebody's toes? Is this reddit?

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