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[-] [email protected] 82 points 6 days ago

Cows are huge, but when I'm wearing heels I can still fit my shoulder under my husband's armpit for a snuggle and that's awesome.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 6 days ago

My wife is 2 inches shorter than I (6') am. When she's feeling girlie, she can snuggle up, but in 4 inch heels her legs go on forever and she towers.

She's got the best of both worlds, and consequently, so do I.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

I think i saw once a study that relationships are the most stable if the size difference between the partners is that the shorter one can lay their head in the shoulder of the other for snuggling, meaning about half a head size difference.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Hey everyone! I’m looking for a 6ft+half-a-head tall amazon mommy for snuggling. Anyone interested?

[-] [email protected] 57 points 6 days ago

My wife is about 1 cm taller than me but she's just physically tiny, like "I can grab her by the torso with one hand" small. I'm always surprised at how delicate she seems and how one of my bones is two of hers... and these people have a whole Alien violently coming out of them sometimes! 😅❤️

[-] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago

What an odd thing to say.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago

Peter Dinklage would like a word...

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

What he lacks in stature he more than makes up for in gravitas. By any meaningful measure that man is a giant.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

That wizard came from the moon.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

we've woken the hive 😶

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Tweets that give you dysphoria

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Yeah . . . this is why I don't like missionary position much. My wife is a fit 140lbs. I'm a somewhat fit 220lbs. I want to have sex, not a plank PR while twerking.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Your plank PR is 8 seconds?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

It's not plank if you're on your elbows

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