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Please help (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 71 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

They'll think "surely turning it off and on wouldn't solve all this damage", swear to you that they already did restart it just so they don't have to wait for it to restart and once you go over and actually restart the computer it will get fixed. Then they will gaslight themselves into believing they did in fact restart it and you've just somehow got lucky.

[-] [email protected] 72 points 4 days ago

Water damage, repair claim denied.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago

Just push the parts closer and fixate them with duct tape. It's literally the 2-piece puzzle. Is it too hard for you?

[-] [email protected] 40 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's only a joke until somebody tries & succeeds bcs Linux will run on anything.

After that it will still be funny, just not a joke anymore.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Gotta send that off to Rossman Repair Group first. Mobo looks like it got a little wet.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

You should install linux

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

Finally an air gapped machine I can trust

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Have you tried putting it in rice?

[-] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Ah, one of those new fangled modular computers...

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

The Fairphone XL.

Not that I'm ragging on the Fairphone, I love the concept.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Framework laptop?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I have the 5. :)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Fairtop Puzzle

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

These CAPTCHA puzzles are getting out of hand

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Ctrl + V is paste

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Just turn it back on again. It's an IBM ThinkPad it'll be fine

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Maybe try a factory reset

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

It's certainly a puzzle.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Try rebooting.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

uninstall photoshop, with Gimp it would have become a two screens laptop!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Can probably still run doom

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Looks like something water jet channel would do.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

glue will help

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Common pebck issue. Throw yourself off a cliff.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I just pushed the power button, it did that by itself I swear

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

How do you think this was cut? It doesn't seem like there's any melting, so maybe a water jet?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

definitly water jet

this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2025
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