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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

It's an c/elevatorthought, hope its okay.

I never seen the insides (or outside....) of an elevator so as far as i know they might be just teleporting me to the floor.

Lots of potential to make a conspiracy theory i'd actually believe in as it makes me feel really cool.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

It's the same with houses. They invented houses to lock you in and adjust outside world.
You might like the 2022 Nobel Prize in physics.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-universe-is-not-locally-real-and-the-physics-nobel-prize-winners-proved-it/

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Our world doesn't believe in that newfangled UDMF nonsense. Give me silent teleporters or give me death.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Elevators exist to give enough time to load in the next floor.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's why I use only elevators like that:

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Paternoster elevators!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I always think of what my dog thinks of elevators. She knows you get in it, get out, and you're somewhere else, but does she understand it in the same way as a car? Or more like pure magic? Because in a car, she can see it moving, and going somewhere else, she doesn't just teleport there... Idk, shower thoughts, I guess.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Same goes for medicine in general. You take a pill, and headache goes away. How did that happen? Ask a pharmacist/biochemist/etc. Everyone else might just intuitively think of it as magic.

What about phone calls then? How does your voice travel so far? Feels pretty magical, doesn’t it?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

There are a lot of transparent elevators. But perhaps those are real elevators, and the others are transporters.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, i might also remember seeing one of those, but i think its just my mind playing tricks on me.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

You've never seen what's at the bottom of a lake? Could be dinosaurs. You've never seen what's on the other side of the moon. Could be space nazis.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Oddly enough I have. Sometimes it is dinosaurs like alligators or turtles. Most space Nazi's are dead but they did help the US get to space and the moon.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Are glass elevators not common where you live?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Yea, no there are some. Just forgot about it. Don't see them often.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Never occurred to me.

Way too many of these where I live, leaving absolutely no room for the imagination in terms of how they work.

There are so many of these it makes more sense to modernize the existing carriages to bring them up to modern safety standards.

The simple cage around the shaft remains, leaving the machinery completely open to inspection for anyone and everyone.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I think you would enjoy the film Pi (1998), by Aronofsky. 👋

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Vertical teleporters then 🙃

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Can even be used as an illusion of a teleport!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

"Fuck, he knows. Yes, send out two agents and a cleanup crew."

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Now add the Teleport paradox on top of that and you are golden.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Anything is possible in a simulation.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of a episode of Dr who where a elevator was actually just a teleporter.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

We had a "glass" elevator in a mall around here back when I was a kid, but everyone knows their just fancy LED screens. The same thing don't move. That lurch you feel? That's the teleportin' happening

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Well, that is how it works in Portal.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Beam me up, Scotty!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Might want to watch the 10th kingdom the trolls have the same thoughts.

this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2025
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