Oh, smart.
😧 "Dude, are you eating glue?"
"Fuck, he knows. Yes, send out two agents and a cleanup crew."
Petition to rename Twitter again, to Twatter. I know, I know, my intellect is frightening sometimes. /s
Its a diamond 💎 alloy.
Obvious /s
Opens package. Contents:
Idk what his gf is on about. These slap and anon is clearly a distinguished gentleman.
Oh man, I feel this one. After a bad experience I stopped sharing ANYTHING about my private life and my coworkers would bust my balls about that, until I snapped and shouted "None of your fucking business". They leave me alone now, so mission accomplished, I guess.
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Bro recreated the elephant's foot. That's at least 3.6 Röntgen.