Ann Something Weird With My Foot
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2023
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Well, I suppose it could be worse.
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Yo I also have a broken leg!
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Ethel Stab-Wound sounds better.
I got stabbed in the wrist in high school with a pen. The bone stopped it. What was more frightening is where my wrist was protecting - my chest/heart.
I often wonder if Chris realised how close he came to stabbing me to death in the 90s.
He was reffered to psychiatrists and social workers when he was discovered to have a "Death List" of people he planned to kill in the school.
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I like it.
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Maybe i should go with the fancy medical term? Anastasia's Nephrolithiasis. Could work for black metal too.
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You people know your grandmother's first name? I genuinely don't know what it was.
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Ella Psoriatic Arthritis.
I've never heard of that. Sounds like bone eczema. :(
Psoriasis is an autoimmune disease where the immunse system overreactes to a cellular injury, causing a snowball effect as healthy cells are destroyed and further inflame the area. That can be skin, causing plaques, or it can be cartilage or bone in the joints. It's similar to rheumatoid arthritis.
Betty's COVID-related pneumonia with a side of bronchitis
Yeah it really rolls right off the tongue.
Wilhelmina's shingles