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holy shit that kinda slaps
Stella Tracheitis doesn't ring quite as well though.
Emma Hemorrhoid
"We're Mary's Dislocated Shoulder, and this is our new song, 'Unbalanced Sheep'!"
Tbh, Mary's dislocated shoulder is absolutely the best one yet, and I would pay money to see them play.
SØ Suicidal
Man collecting them account recovery responses
What is a titty pill?
Estrogen
Edit: well HRT
fr tho Arlene Estrogen DOES sound like a compelling emo band name
Using my grandmother's initials I get "EMO Spinal Fracture"
A little on the nose there.
Rose Sciatica
Pregnant Mary. I could see it.
Hillegonda's pink eyes.
Yeah, Pearl Suicidal Tendencies!
I could make a song outta that.
That's just the mashup of two 90's bands. Their best song must be Jeremy's Alone.
I’m more curious about grandma’s titty pills honestly.
Patsy anal fissure
Vern gastrointestinal blockage
We are brutal slamming death metal
Nana's Vasectomy
I love it!
Miner Palmar Laceration.
Zoya Miopericarditis!
Joy gaping wound
Vera Snotty Baby.
Zammit Depression
My grandmother's name was Mary
Last hospital visit was for a dislocated knee.
Taking some liberties I have:
Mary's Dislocation
Margaret bleeding in the bathroom floor
Not bad actually.
Penelope pollicus contusion
Louise Labral-Tear-and-Femoroacetabular-Impingement
It has a nice ring to it
Sarah's CPAP Follow-Up
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