What the fuck kind of shallow-brained adolescent nonsense is this?
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this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2023
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Average Lemmy posting. It used to be a lot better
"Used to be". Dude, you've been here less than a year.
You're proving my point without realizing it. Also this is not my main account
One of them got mad because I cursed, we really have been overrun by highschoolers.
Maybe the kids will all fuck off soon? Maybe?
Maybe people can respond to silliness without cursing, regardless of their opinions.
Ohhhhhh someone cursed! Call the police!!
I'm sorry you can't take a mildly dirty joke. It must be wonderful living without any sort of a sense of humor.
At least I'm not expressing immature angry words at people for no good reason. If you don't find my words humorous, you can freely move on without stirring a fuss.
Oh, it was supposed to be a joke. I see.
Laugh, grimace, or down vote if you must, but I keep one handy and it works wonders. Clog-free in '23!
If you tenderize the meat before you eat it you shouldn't have to tenderize it after it comes back out.
Who said anything about a meat tenderizer? I said kitchen hammer, distinctly different tool. You know, the thing you smack the butcher knife with when separating frozen meat.
I see we equip our kitchens a little differently, that's okay though. Just make sure to keep your kitchen tools and your restroom tools in their separate environments at all times. 👍
Are you assuming I have a poop hammer?
What, you don't?
Who the fuck that actually cooks doesn't have a kitchen hammer?
Like, at the very least you have a meat tenderizer, though those are for pussies. Real cooks grab a nice 3 or 4 pound sledge. I use a kobalt with a well padded handle, myself. Also handy for food critics.
You want a fucking paillard you can cut with a fork? Sledge that fucker. Ideally after brining.
Who said anything about a meat tenderizer? Kitchen hammer is what you smack the butcher knife with when separating frozen meat, totally different tool.
Same hammer! You get a good sledge, and there's no end to what you can whack. Everything becomes a nail, in essence.
Poop knife is a must have. But what am i missing out on with a kitchen hammer.
Just get a decent sledge and go ham on your ham.
Tenderize the fuck out of everything. Steaks, chicken, pork, fish, eggs, bread, small children, milk, watermelons, you name it.
Tenderizes steak. Advice, don't use the hammer in the restroom, and don't use the knife in the kitchen..
Clearly the poop hammer is for the restroom to ensure you have fork tender poops and the kitchen knife is for cutting summer sausage into manageable chunks.