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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Needs a proprietary name though

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is the store brand. Costs ⅔ as much as brand name, contains the exact same ingredients.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

Often made in the same factories.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maximum Existential Crisis Strength

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't need to take drugs to have an existential crisis. Just turn on the news.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Headache in 20 minutes guaranteed!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Gringo ayahuasca. Iowasca?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Zeliexatrin. I just invented that

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Really should happen to be honest, paired with a mandatory education class and requirement of a license. You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.

Just give the people what they want FFS.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I don't know why you're getting downvotes. An education class sounds like a good idea. Using psychedelics/dissociatives can be dangerous for first-timers. Better they be educated about the things they might experience on their first trip.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It's because illegal substances have a negative connotation of them. It's ironic because they are not only physically safer than legal substances, but they are also both cheaper and have higher recreational value than them.

Also, if the masses started doing psychedelics, it would be the downfall of capitalism as everyone begins to realize that the world's governments and corporations are full of shit. Psychedelics really are the metaphorical third eye opener they are touted to be.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don’t know man I microdosed acid for a while and realized I needed to get a job

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I didn't say anything about not working, though I don't really recommend doing any substances at all if you are not in a decent enough financial situation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

having ambition is not something only capitalism can provide you with. You can you know, do things, in any system

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (5 children)

You need a license to buy cigs and alcohol?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OI MATE, YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT CIGGY?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.

Where? You need an ID but not a license specifically where I'm from.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now with extra self-transforming elf machines!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

One time I impregnated a machine elf and created a whole race of eldritch borgs.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As long as i can buy a cheap no name brand im in

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Go straight to the source and lick the frog!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Frogs would be 5-Methoxy-DMT though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Don't lick the toads please. They don't enjoy that. (Although AZ Game and Fish has never actually found anyone licking toads out in the desert)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

One sure can dream

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I prefer the toad version.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dried frog pills are no more :-(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The bursar won't like that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

toad classic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Seriously, though, toad is fucked. Great... But fucked.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wouldn’t it hafta be 5-MeO if it was gelcaps? n,n likes to be vaporized.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Not if it includes an MAOI like the "box" says. This is basically fictional Ayahuasca extract in pill form.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Pharmahuasca

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I totally missed the MAOI part!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

...or so I've heard

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Communicate with Entities

Lots of people can do that already

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hello, are you the living entity known as ChaoticNeutralCzech?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Sad Bursar noises

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