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My wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.
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Seems needle-ss to say that though
this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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Seams so.
Your skills are indeed tailored for these puns
I'm enjoying this thread
These puns are sew good I split a seam laughing.
A tight-knit bundle of jokes for sure
I'm dyeing! Isn't there some way I can persuede you to stop with the puns?
Agreed. Lets hem it in.
I guess your children will grow up in a patchwork family
Mine said she was leaving because I had blown our savings on penis extensions.
She couldn't take it any longer.
Mine said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I didn't believe her at first, but then I saw her face.
That's hilarious