this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Also, is that carpet in the kitchen? Eww.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

That’s the kitchen/living room/bathroom/bedroom.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel that way about carpet in general, and even rugs. They trap dust and dirt and pollen.

My stairs are carpeted purely for the sake of traction. And also because it’s my parents’ house, so it wasn’t entirely my decision to make.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“My stairs”

“Parents house”

I’m confused, are you young and still living at home, or do you rent an area from your parents that has stairs?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m 25, and have my own income and tax filing, but I live with my parents and help out as needed when I’m not at work. I’m kinda tempted to just inherit the house someday.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Right on, that makes sense. I’d probably be living at home if I was 25 in 2023 too. It’s hard to sustain decent housing these days, and boomers have beautiful homes that are 3 sizes too big.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That used to be a thing in the 70s. Or a big rug/mat thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Carpeted bathrooms, too. Even more disgusting than you could imagine.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

£2000PW right?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

The cardboard carpet is classy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

A complex set of enzymes produced in the stomachs of ruminant mammals. Typically used to make cheese.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No no, you're thinking of rennet. Reddit is the final section of the large intestine, terminating at the anus.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No no, you're thinking of the rectum. Reddit is an award given as part of an annual design competition for product design, brand and communication design, design concepts, and others.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No you’re thinking of Reddot. A Reddit is a dessert apple of a variety with a slightly rough, brownish skin.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, you're describing a Russet. A Reddit is a small mammal of the order Lagomorpha, known for their long ears and hopping gait.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

No, that's a rabbit. Reddit is a small town just south of Birmingham with a population of about 87,000.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Every single one I’ve posted is from Reddit. I missed the sub so I created one here. I’m getting it started with poached content (accessed via Dystopia so no ads and I don’t interact at all) to get this community up and running. Hopefully it won’t be long before enough subscribers are contributing here so there’s no need to steal from Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Is there someone who does this but for actually liveable properties? I tire of the cynicism.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

That's a lot of counter space. I'm sold.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It has a companionway, so it's like a yacht. Therefore, higher rent!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

This is great. Keep it coming.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

This one is my favorite

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wtf are those wires hanging out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I paid £110 a night to stay in a hotel with worse wiring than that 😅

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

What I love about this is that it looks like the carpet was freshly laid. Otherwise I might try to believe the newly-painted steps were a temporary measure as the place is redeveloped.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
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