this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

The bigest problem with communities like this is that it feels wrong to up vote this monstrosity.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, they didn't put carpet on the bathroom floor. But they've arguably found something far worse.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can’t you just smell the mildew?!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think you can chew it, at that point.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Mmmm, mildew 🤤

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought it was concrete at first. Reality is far, far worse.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Concrete can be very slippery when wet. Could be worse functionally even though an aesthetic improvement.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

What in the fuck

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

That is repulsive. I bummed a month at a friends house that had a carpet in the bathroom, that was the size of a closet, with no ventilation at all.

it was supposed to be tan.

It was black

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Imagine the smell. Exquisite

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

“Relax, unwind, and get naked.”

Could the tub go first?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That carpet must be sprouting mushrooms every other week.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

My bathroom and kitchen were freshly carpeted when I bought my house. I removed that shit and replaced it with peel and stick vinyl before I moved in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The tub is the carpet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I can smell it from here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You’re welcome!