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Before you all get your panties in a twist, I know it's technically not true.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Medieval peasant's idea of luxury was also "some butter". Let's not glorify the past.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They loved showing off what spices they had, like "yo this is a nutmeg pie, that's right I got nutmeg bitches." Some of the recipes are actually hilarious cause they seem to be based around showing off your spices, the original lasagna for example.

What's also funny is the foods peasants could afford and eat, were at least to our modern diet a lot healthier than what the lord would eat. They'd be eating root vegetables, cabbage, squash, porridges. Cheese as well because it was a method of preservation and the separated whey had it's own uses, lot of peasants made their own cheese. Meanwhile the lord would be eating marrow and fatty salted meats, hunting his own game, or more like wanting people to believe he did so trying to curate that image of himself. Maybe commission a "morning hunt" portrait of himself in case you weren't sure.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

More time off to take care of the fourteen children you need to have to keep your farm going.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

And almost succumb to some form of the common cold

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You'd be having sex in the same room as all your kids and animals lived too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If one dies, I'll just pop another out, right in the field. Cut the cord, and he can get to work.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There was a much higher likelihood of dying during childbirth too.

Families with more than 4 or 5 children were almost certainly blended families.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Redditors thinking that having time off as some dirt fucking poor peasant in the Medieval Era is all fun and games.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

At least ye'd probably get to eat yer daily porridge next to a fuckin' goose. May not be your goose, or the village goose, but a fine goose and an important part of peasantry nonetheless. Better than serfs get.. Eatin' their porridge next to a mule and a rake.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dies at 46 after a minor cut gets infected

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You don't want to go back to the past. At least not before germ theory and anesthesia.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Nothing wrong with some whiskey and biting down on a stick when you need your leg amputated.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

there were no cameras in the Middle Ages. Checkmate shitposters.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Also that woman clearly isn't middle aged.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It's still bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was a recent report (rather exagerrated but still) which claimed that in the 1930s it took 65 hours of human labour a week to run a household. Today it takes 3. Things were worse back in medieval days.

Doubt.jpeg

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Actually medieval people got wayyy more time off across the board. It's because they all died by 45.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OP I thought debunking the Adam Smith Institute claim would be easy, but you've just introduced me to Tim Worstall and he might be based: We Can afford UBI, and its better than the cruel welfare state - Tim Worstall

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's a great read, thanks for sharing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Can't wait for people in debate class to look at this post and discuss which logical fallacy is most fitting

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Or how is just blatantly wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It's holiday season, we got pies and ale, a new preacher is coming to town and we're getting shitfaced. Nobody has plague yet and life is good.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

No way in fucking hell it takes 3 hours a week to run a household. I do that daily.

Clothing, kids homework, meals to cook, cleaning, shopping for food, kids extracurriculars, bills.

6:00 pick up kids from aftercare

6:15 Get home with kids, take care of pets, reheat dinner

6:30-7:00 kids eat dinner and I do laundry

7:00-8:00 kids homework and cleaning

8:00-8:30: violin practice

8:30 - 9:00 whatever subject they are lagging in or if nothing shared reading.

9:00 - 10:00 kids bath and ready for next day. Around 9:20 or so I eat dinner

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A medieval peasant looked nothing like this.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I sincerely apologize for the historical inaccuracies contained in this shitpost.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know about others, but I know many Spanish colonies only worked 4-hours a day up to the 1890s. It could be tradition, and also unlike other Western powers at the time, Spain had not industrialised as much and would still have to rely much on physical labour. So I think the combination of Spain and its colonies being too hot to work for long periods, and lack of industrialisation, made 4 hour day work the way of life for them.

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