Checking my mirrors, checking tire pressure, waiting for the on-screen button to become responsive so I can ok the dumb EULA on screen so I can use the infotainment unit, reconnecting bluetooth a few times because the phone and infotainment unit randomly choose to connect.
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Why, I do a pre-drive 100 points checklist, starting with the right wheel lug nut...
Might need to add a few more points to the list if there's only one lug nut on that single right wheel
well, I usually roll a few cigarettes for the road, put directions on Google maps, and adjust my seating/coffee/whatever else I need to be comfortable. In total it takes a minute or two.
Hey, I'm fat and disabled. It just takes a bit longer.
Huh, I don't remember making this comment
I get in:
- seat belt
- turn on car
- fix phone stuff
- fix temperature and/or windows open/close
- make sure seat/mirrors are good to go
- jam to music
- then cautiously head out and drive
Waiting for the will to live to kick back in after that brief pause when you're alone in a quiet space
- Get in
- Start car
- Connect up bluetooth for tunes
- Wait for startup high-idle to finish warming the cats or whatever
- Drive
Brushing off the snow and scraping off the ice from my windows
Leaning in, starting the car, hitting the garage door button, putting stuff in, grabbing ice scraper, begrudgingly pondering why I had to get another car that's currently in the garage, parked where if my running one was it would not need scraping.
My mother will sit in the car and watch at least three tiktoks before starting the car and before getting out .
Waiting for my old phone to get ready to navigate and play music
if it's winter and really cold I'll let the car run for a bit before going. also have to clear ice/snow off the car sometimes too.
How about making sure I don't hit anything on my way out?
Transmission is slow on startup (especially when cold) so the first shift always takes a while to engage, and I have to watch the lights to see if I still have enough coolant (fun leak)
Starting Spotify and syncing it with Android Auto
Setting up music, navigation, and letting it defrost
Loading up my favorite podcast
Checking pbone, eating food, looking for cord, checking pockets, enjoying the view, making sure mirrors are adjusted properly, adjusting chair, adjusting steering wheel. Could be any number of things.
I wait for my car to idle for a few seconds because the dealer told me to. The “cold engine” light turns off and then I’m good to go.
Responding to this post, can't comment and drive
Reflecting on how ironic it would be for a deer to crash a car into a human crossing the road for a change.
Contemplating existence