this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2023
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I'd fold to the pressure, right there
Free smells!
Soon, human. You cannot watch it forever.
You got too comfortable and you’re getting tag-teamed, you rook. I recommend instant, wild flailing motions that send absolutely everything flying everywhere without warning and then calmly recovering your prized possessions while your would-be assailants cower under tables, staring at you wondering wtf just happened.
Gotta establish dominance in a way only a cat understands.
Never get into a two front war. They'll outflank you in a heartbeat and you'll be tossing out floor food and going for the stain remover.
This is why you never let them realise human food tastes good.
Their faces say “but we haven’t had any food in like… hours!”
It took me entirely too long that your tiny laptop was, in fact, just a normal laptop suffering from forced perspective.
All food is their food too. Lol 😹