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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago (10 children)

Hate to be that guy, but the icing on frosted Pop Tarts contains gelatin derived from bones, hooves, tendons, ligaments, etc., making it not vegetarian.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I kinda hope this was a happy accident and OP didn't plan this lol

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You've missed off the sausage roll, you absolute savage.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Looks American. It's also got the American blanketed pigs and corn dogs.

This picture annoys me because I expected some classic beige foods like a sausage roll, pork pie or scotch egg after the Wellington.

Instead we get these abortions.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can confirm corn dogs and pigs in a blanket are NOT abortions, as evidenced by the fact that they are legal in US states where abortions are not.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Toad in the hole! Where is toad in the hole? Its whatever that pigs in a blanket thing is supposed to be, thats a pigs in duvets anyway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

instead we get these abortions.

We Americans can't even get abortions to save our lives. Literally.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Damn, you're good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

That sounds like the real vegetarian option

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

dont u ever talk shit about corn dogs again

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, and kids parties? That shits at like state fairs and amusement parks and always there is your freezer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Cottage pie can be made with anything else really, not explicitly beef, but shepherd's pie should exclusively be lamb - it's in the name.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

OK, we'll talk shit about cornhole dogs.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel like tamales should be part of this. Even pupusas

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I see your point, but tamales are traditionally wrapped in corn husks or banana leaves. The covering is also not baked or fried onto a tamale.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The paper/corn/banana leaf is just for forming. The masa surrounding the filling is the equivalent of the bread on these other items. And sure, they’re cooked by steaming. The end result is much like a hot pocket.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

That is a good point. Thank you!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hotpockets and Poptarts but

No pasties. The wayward topless dancer daughter.

No (Chicken) Pot Pie. The stoner draft dodger uncle.

No shepherds pie. The religious freak, mashed potato brained uncle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A true shepherd's pie is made with lamb and cottage pie is the one that is made with beef.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Well i chose correctly then. Yay.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

A wonderful history of calzone subtypes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whoever drew this has never seen a beef wellington before. That's a whole loaf of bread with a slab of beef stuffed in it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

No. It looks like a giant twinkie with a slab of beef in it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Chicken cordon Bleu, the rich uncle who no one ever sees anymore

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Fucking pop tarts lmao

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Please refer to the community name. This is a checks notes shitpost - I'm not here to post factually accurate information

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Ho Hos: the free spirit aunt who worked as a go go dancer in the ‘60s to fund her hippy lifestyle

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

pop tarts aren't vegetarian

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Came to the comments to say this lol. They have gelatin in them, which is made from animal bones.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Ain't food either

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Itt people who don't know the difference between vegetarian and vegan

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i mean in this case they are not vegetarian

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gelatin isn't a problem for a Vegetarian diet, it falls along the same lines as eggs, cheese and yogurt. Most Cristian consume animal byproducts and refrain from eating meat specifically, and then impose further based on their own values. Poptarts would in fact be okay in a vegetarian diet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've been vegetarian and vegan before and I assure you that gelatin isn't vegetarian

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's a choice you can make you do not speak for all

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Sure but I certainly have learned about what the word means lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They are all Cannoli to me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It's cannonoli

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Gordon Ramsey's favorite family

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Kibbeh the Oriental cousin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That's not a pig in blanket, pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

My name is Biff Wellington

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