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[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

Jadzia, because she's awesome.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

Jadzia can save her own self though because she's a badass. Porthos is a helpless lil doggo.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Porthos made it to the end of his series, meanwhile Jadzia…

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Technically, since the last episode takes place on the holodeck centuries after the events of ENT no one in made it to the end of the series.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

someone should have told Worf this

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Am I a weirdo for liking Ezri?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I like both Ezri and Jadzia, but Rick Berman did Terry Ferrell dirty and that's the only reason we had Ezri. So I like Ezri, but there never should have been an Ezri.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

No, Ezri is cool too.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I like Ezri. It was somewhat crazy to me that they never originally intended on killing her off to begin with.

Like, they created a race that can (sort of) Doctor Who style turn into a brand new person, and their plan was to never utilise that beyond one season 1 episode where someone steals the Dax symbiote?

That's crazy to me. Don't get me wrong, they did utilise the "I have multiple lifetimes of experience" aspect, but never intending to give her a new character was a little odd.

I really liked Ezri. It's just really unfortunate what happened to Terry Farrell that made it happen.

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

One of them should have been Wesley.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Wesley is like half a Q. He can save himself.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Shut up, Wesley.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I’d feel bad about choosing between any of who’s up there, but I don’t think anyone would miss Wesley

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was 10 years old when TNG started, so Wesley was perfect for me. "A kid can be on the bridge of the Enterprise? A kid like me?"

Also, Wil Wheaton is awesome. And a good actor.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I would execute Wesley myself to save Porthos.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

All other 5 of them can save themselves just fine.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Uhura can save herself with a sexy fan dance!

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The dog is the only one that can't actually consent to space travel, and regardless, couldn't possibly know the risks. It is innocent, and doesn't deserve a violent fate.

Everyone else knows that they signed up to live in a metal box, with an artificial biosphere, which is all that separates them from the cold void of deep space. Also, said deep space is jam-packed full of things trying to actively break that metal box, if the crew doesn't beat them to it first. And nobody knows that better than Seven.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Seven didn't. At least not originally. Annika was dragged along by her parents out into the middle of nowhere to get assimilated.

Yes, she decided as an adult to continue her career in space, but she definitely didn't make that original choice.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

"The dog"...

You mean PORTHOS! Give them some respect!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Exactly! The Dog is Tendi's dog, not Archer's dog.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Aka the Destroyer of Trees, the Consumer of Cheese!

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Can I save two if I kill Burnham twice?

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I’d save seven and together would would figure out a way of using time travel to save the other 4

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

They should put Tuvix as choice as well .but porthos wins.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

You can't save Tuvix. No one can save Tuvix.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

The logical choice is Jadzia, because if you save her you also save Dax.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

No one said Dax wouldn't survive. It only shows Jadzia. So still Porthos.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Just remember that you can't save Porthos and the cheese.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

We know cheese makes Porthos sick, but we never found out where Porthos goes when he needs to do his business. Is there a turf deck on the NX-01?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Ask Reed. He's the one that has to walk him.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Seven or jadzia is an impossible choice for me

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Why is it only women in the comparison with a dog?

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Oof no one tell op what happened to Porthos.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

He got six kinds of cheese. I've seen Enterprise. You can't fool me.

Also, that was a different Porthos in Star Trek that doesn't count and it couldn't have been the same dog anyway unless they invented super long-life dog extension medicine or something.

So what happened to Porthos is he got six kinds of cheese. The end.

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