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I'll just be over here setting a new record
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Some ones been waiting for this since he was hired
FINE, I'LL DO IT.
But not because you told me to.
I will, just because you did!
Well don't mind if I do...
Can't argue with it. It's scheduled on the calendar.
The problem is that it suggests that the other days are not that.
If you jacked off for a solid 24 hours straight, I'm certain you wouldn't want to do any other days for a while.
Yes, I can see that sleep deprivation can be a problem.
If it’s in the US, he’s got a long month ahead of him.
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Diarise must have been the dictionary.com word of the day
what else would you say?
Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.
Title. Enter. Input. Insert. Stroke Out. Masturbate.
Well maybe not that last one.
Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.
He ejaculated
Considering a calendar is not a diary, literally anything else would be better
Diary is a day's musings, one could say a calendar is naught but a series of diaries!
If it's an entire day I would say it's gooning day
It's a month
It's madness
Oh true! USA notation
you can see the 1 under the Fri, it's sensible notation
Sent me to the dictionary on that one.
Diarise, or diarize, means to write something into a diary.
what about diarrheas
That capitalization choice 👨🏻🍳💋
They absolutely knew what they were doing.
Every day for a full month!?!?!?
Found the american
Yeah, I’ll take this one. The funny thing is I saw this at the same time as a similar reply for an entirely different thread: I guess only knowing English is also an American stereotype, just like a certain date format
They’ve got you pegged.
That's a long one
I call those Saturdays
Seems like a sticky situation
Sigh… *unzips*
...And the I put my day off in the calendar.
Not that you don't deserve the time off - you do. But they ain't wrong are they.
You've heard it guys, time for us to jack off.
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