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[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 year ago (10 children)

fun fact: this is called "Reductio ad absurdum" and it's a valid strategy in debate/rethoric.

It works great when countering stupid shit that sounds logical but really isn't.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nice try, thats a harry potter spell. You're not gonna fool me

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Homie really thought he was gonna slip it by ye

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

If you like debates, but don’t like stupid takes then you just like to stay sane

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You can also refute it by inverting the logic. If you like milk chocolate but don't like eating a bowl full of sugar, you like chocolate more than sugar. Curious what the name for that would be.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Also perfectly valid in maths, and widely used

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn't it just a type of straw man argument?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Only if you drink chocolate with a straw.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I believe they're talking about the responses, not the original post.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (12 children)

The first statement is actully true though, there is more sugar in milk chocolate than chocolate. the others are all obviously incorrect, there is more pickles, more chicken etc.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s not true. You can like a product without liking all of its ingredients in their more pure form. I like bread, but I’m not a fan of choking down handfuls of flour or yeast.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

but I'm not a fan of choking down handfuls of flour or yeast

You're missing out, but whatever. More for the rest of us!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In cooking, the result is greater than the sum of its parts, and ingredients strength matters more than raw volume. Here's a more direct example. You probably don't enjoy chugging raw vanilla extract, and vanilla extract is highly concentrated in a small volume. Just because you don't like the concentrated form and it makes up a small volume in recipes, doesn't mean you don't like vanilla.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you love coke, but don't like raw sugar, you actually like water more than coke.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you love water, but don’t like the taste of raw hydrogen, you actually just like oxygen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I wonder if liquid hydrogen has a taste. Like, if we could survive in a pressure chamber that can liquify hydrogen at room temp

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you love your screaming child but don't like screaming, you actually like your child more than screaming

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Could it be? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

If you like the comment about the chicken more than the post about the chocolate, you like the roast more than the meat.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you love dark milk, then sugar love than actually more.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If you like air but you don’t like pure oxygen, then you actually like nitrogen more than oxygen.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Anti Death Penalty US'ers really dont agree with you atm

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you like taking a shit, but don’t like the shit, then you really like the feeling of something sliding in your anal cavity.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean sliding out unless you have some weird shits

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

What? You mean you don’t suck/ push them in/ out for a few minutes before releasing them into the wild to seek their fortune elsewhere?

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you love table salt, but don't like sodium metal, you actually like chlorine gas more than table salt.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is why i exclusively eat baker's chocolate, and I chew my coffee grounds. I'm not trying to dilute my precious foodstuffs with disgusting things like water or sugar.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you like vanilla ice cream, but don't like chugging raw vanilla extract, then you like cream and sugar more than vanilla.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

i mean, yes

straight up unflavoured (except for sugar) icecream is perfectly fine

chewing on a vanilla bean is probably not that amazing

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Real tea lovers eat the dry herbs straight from the bag.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do like sugar more than chocolate, and I do like vinegar more than cucumbers.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm pretty sure I do like vinegar more than cucumbers

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't get it. Like if you like dark chocolate but not baker's chocolate you like the sugar more than the chocolate.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Sounds like you get it. They're all dunking on their dumb logic

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

If you like raw chicken but not roasted chicken, you actually like Salmonella more than chicken.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I like the roasted chicken vs heat argument best.

If you like chocolate, just eat the unprocessed cocoa bean. Anything after that is just a level of preference for how much you like that bean processed, dark chocolate included. Stating you like the sugar more than the chocolate is ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

If you like reading the text of the shitpost more than admiring the number of upvotes they received then you really like content more than shitposting for karma

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Mmm oven heat, I just want to put my whole head in there

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Upvoted because of title.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

"Mindblowing"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

If you like X+Y but don't like just Y then you must like X only

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It actually took me a long time to realize I like vinegar. I've always liked sour food and pickles especially, but I never made the connection until a few years ago.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But what if I like cold roasted chicken?

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