This is my favorite headline in a while and I'm really not sure why
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2024
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It feels like the fun side of the cyberpunk dystopia we have seen in media before. Really it's just the double plus unfun real dystopia.
this is very cute
Gintama vibe
I'm plowed sidewalk? Sounds like the poor little thing needs some snow chains.
I can totally imagine this robot going shitshitshitshit and fleeing the scene
It's too short to put a note under the wiper. What was it supposed to do?
It the robot itself can't do anything (and what could it do?), it needs to stop, alert the operating company, and have a human come out and resolve the issue. The food delivery is less important than ensuring the wronged party gets properly notified and made whole.
I never noticed that the building is called Mentholyptus Hall lol