Except it tastes like shit because it's a hot pocket
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You don't eat a Hot Pocket for the taste.
And definitely not for nutrition.
Well, I can't really argue with that...
"Hot Pockets are the American empanada."
— Wendy Watson
“We should sell Hot Pockets”
– Wendy’s
A warm Hot Pocket is a prison fifi you can eat after.
Thanks Mr Fart
Miss Fart, looking for a Mr to make me a Mrs.
How you doing?
Stromboli actually. Strombolis have pizza sauce like the pockets, calzones require ricotta and no sauce (you dip em in marinara).
I thought a hot pocket was the American version of a meat pie. No?
No, I think we call that a a pot pie. It has a meat, gravy and a bunch of vegetables
We call that a Pot Pie
No, its definitely not. A Calzone isn't what ever hot pockets are made of.
Yes, and so are burritos, corndogs, whole pies, dumplings, pop-tarts, and uncrustables. And presumably non-pizza-flavored Hot Pockets.
This is a case for the cube rule!
A calzone doesn't have tomatoe sauce in it. Also this is a terrible insult to calzones everywhere.
Wikipedia wants to fight you over that statement
This looks like it has sauce ON it. Like a calzone.
If it is the same as a calzone, but has sauce IN it, then its not a calzone, its a stromboli.
Says who?!
You take your meaty red sauce you made from scratch and you put it in a pizza crust with some toppings.