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A pizza flavored Hot Pocket is just a calzone...

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[–] zipzoopaboop 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Except it tastes like shit because it's a hot pocket

[–] LordCirais@pawb.social 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You don't eat a Hot Pocket for the taste.

And definitely not for nutrition.

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[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well, I can't really argue with that...

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[–] fubo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Hot Pockets are the American empanada."
— Wendy Watson

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

“We should sell Hot Pockets”

– Wendy’s

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A warm Hot Pocket is a prison fifi you can eat after.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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How you doing?

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stromboli actually. Strombolis have pizza sauce like the pockets, calzones require ricotta and no sauce (you dip em in marinara).

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[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I thought a hot pocket was the American version of a meat pie. No?

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, I think we call that a a pot pie. It has a meat, gravy and a bunch of vegetables

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

We call that a Pot Pie

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Based on the cube rule every hot pocket is a calzone

https://cuberule.com/

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

No, its definitely not. A Calzone isn't what ever hot pockets are made of.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] cbarrick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This is a case for the cube rule!

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A calzone doesn't have tomatoe sauce in it. Also this is a terrible insult to calzones everywhere.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wikipedia wants to fight you over that statement

[–] Melkath@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (7 children)

This looks like it has sauce ON it. Like a calzone.

If it is the same as a calzone, but has sauce IN it, then its not a calzone, its a stromboli.

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Says who?!

You take your meaty red sauce you made from scratch and you put it in a pizza crust with some toppings.