this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2024
519 points (100.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

31321 readers
3920 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
519
A small problem (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
all 42 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 175 points 1 year ago (2 children)

he almost has that perfect evolved-to-survive-car-crashes physique

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago

It's what the Kool Aid man looks like under the costume

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t but it made me laugh. What cultural blind spot am I missing?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks, I’ll drive safer. Assuming I’m not blinded by all of this bleach

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

bleach to make things white?
sorry, you can't bleach the whole world in your white supremacist image

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Which episode of Doctor Who was this?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Terror of the Zygons.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The Sontaran Stratagem

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

The Learning Channel

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

I was in the pool!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why he built like Dr Eggman

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Dude is built like a Goron from the Legend of Zelda series.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nooooo, not small edd! My day is ruined and I need bleach.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe mayonnaise is the ointment of choice here

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] bdp 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] bdp 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Check profile (unless this is a indirect diss)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wtf you unironically showed me your dick ...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... and went and looked for it

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago
  • Quote From Man Stabbed

"What are you gonna do, stab me?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

🫣😳🤤

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It's Wednesday my dudes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Tell me someone is 'fuck you rich' without telling me they're 'fuck you rich'.