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Following fraud judgement, Trump offers followers chance to pay $355mil for one night of passion with Eric (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 year ago

Bwahahaha. I really hope the fire sales on properties he is forced to offer are severely underbid by all potential buyers. Make him eat the losses over and over again. Karmic reflection of the fraudulent over-valuing he always did, and reversing some of the money-laundering he did for all the shady foreign agents through those properties.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Eric is worth around $3.50 tops. That's gonna be a lot of shagging to make it worth it. Better get started early, boy!

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

$3.50 tops?

He pays way more to bottom.

[–] gullible@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

He’s going to have to work smarter not harder.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Confirmed for trump being the loch ness monster?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

A closeted trailerpark MAGAs wet dream

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And junior is just the $100 kicker?

Apparently with pre-trial interest, the total is closer to 450 million.

[–] GONADS125@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the $83 million owed to E Jean Carol as well.

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Y’all don’t give him any ideas.

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is what they do? Donald Trump shaped the skyline of New York, and they do this????